The people that complain about Midnight Meat Train the most seem to be the ones who don’t like gore. That would pose a serious problem for anyone that watches this film as it is quite gory. There is a lot of blood shed on that creepy train but at the same time, I never felt it was over the top. It was necessary to really show the brutality of our killer (the always amazing Vinnie Jones).

One of the things I liked most about Midnight Meat Train was the setting. It was everything it needed to be. The pacing could be a tad slow at times, but that’s really the only complaint I had. Perhaps it would’ve worked better as a short story, but overall, an excellent movie with great performances by Bradley Cooper and Brooke Shields.

Quick Review: Be patient during the slow moments in Midnight Meat Train and you’ll be rewarded with a great movie.

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Trent Haaga was the perfect choice as our host, Professor Lucius Phibes. He was likely my favorite part of the movie – funny and entertaining every time he was on the screen.

Even though it’s easy to single out Trent’s performance as my favorite thing about Slices, I really enjoyed the movie as a whole. Some segments were better than others, but that’s really to be expected. Some people seemed to be put off by the film’s obviously low budget, but I thought it made the movie more endearing. Slices is a great example of not needing a big budget to made a great slasher film – let alone five of them.

Quick Review: Slices is a must see slasher flick for fans of anthologies or those who just like a bloody good time. Not overly unique, but very entertaining.

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I guess what I’m trying to say is Captivity isn’t a perfect movie. It has many, many flaws. So why should you watch it? Because Captivity also has Elisha Cuthbert (TV’s 24, House of Wax) and she’s crazy hot. If that isn’t reason enough, there’s also some excellent gore and some real scares. It’s creepy, frightening and looks good. Plus… Elisha. Nuff said.

Quick Review: Although flawed, Captivity is a good watch and will keep your attention. It manages to build suspense without getting boring and Elisha Cuthbert is a fox. Watch. Enjoy.

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It would have been easy to make a carbon copy of Hostel here and honestly, I was a bit concerned that’s what Hostel: Part II would be when it opens with the sole survivor of the first, Paxton – played once again by Jay Hernandez. As much as I like Jay, I was glad to see he didn’t stick around long. In the end, bringing Paxton back tied both movies together nicely.

The cast in Hostel: Part II is equally as good as the cast of the original and I was especially glad to see Bijou Philips (Wizards of Gore). She did a great job playing Whitney and I look forward to seeing her in more horror movies.

All said, Hostel: Part II is a admirable attempt by Eli Roth to develop characters a little better and make people care about who is being hacked up instead of just waiting for it to happen. Maybe he fell a little short, but he came damn close.

Quick Review: Hostel: Part II is engrossing and entertaining while disturbing and frightening. The gore in excellent although much of the actual torture if left of camera and the viewer is left to fill in the blanks. Very effective.

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Hostel – Part II [Blu-ray]

There were two major complaints I heard about Hostel – too much sex and too much needless gore. My response to that is simply a question, how could you tell a story that begins in Amsterdam’s infamous red light district and leads our main characters to a factory where rich people pay to torture and kill people without nudity and graphic violence.

I, for one, didn’t find the violence in Hostel the least bit unnecessary. And hey, it’s not like the audience didn’t have a lot of warning. After the first screening, word spread quickly (especially about the eye scene) that this wasn’t a movie for the faint of heart.

Eli Roth has made one hell of a slasher movie with Hostel. It’s engrossing, you feel for characters, and it’s truly terrifying. The cast is great with Jay Hernandez (Quarantine) giving us an especially great performance. There are those that say the premise of rich people paying money to torture and kill people isn’t believable. To those people, I say closing a blind eye to the dark side of humanity doesn’t keep you safe from it. Sure Hostel wasn’t based on a true story, but I can definitely believe it easily could’ve been.

Quick Review: If you’re on this site, you should have no problem handling the gore in Hostel. It’s disturbing and frightening. A must see movie for all blood lusters!

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Hostel – The Director’s Cut [Blu-ray]

Sure there’s a few things in P2 I found a little hard to swallow but that’s to be expected with a movie like this. All in all the performances were great. You like Wes Bentley’s Thomas, psychotic as he may be but you really root for Angela (played fabulously by Rachel Nichols) to win. Thomas is a formidable opponent though, so what results is great edge of your seat suspense. This is a nail bitter all the way.

What’s great is Angela isn’t stupid like most hot chicks in horror movies. She makes some smart choices and you sincerely don’t know what’s going to happen to the end. Who wins? Watch the movie and find out.

Quick Review: P2 takes a little while to get going and if you can’t get passed a few implausible plot turns, this may not be the movie for you. That said, I definitely recommend it if you’re looking for an entertaining watch.

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There is a lot of great gore. I can say that for it. The movie is a bloody mess and for that reason alone I’m posting it on this site. Not all the movies I post here are among my favorites because that’s not what this site is about. This site is about blood and guts and hey, sometimes I bend the rules. Sometimes I post movies that are a little light on the gore but heavy in the horror. In the interest of pleasing my audience, I think it’s only fair that I post Seed so you can choose to watch it if the mood strikes you. I just want to make sure that by posting it here, no one is under the mistaken idea that I’m actually endorsing or recommending it.

It wasn’t just the animal footage that bothered me about Seed, although it may be what bothered me most. The entire premise felt hollow and empty – and more than a little ridiculous. The police seem like halfwits and the killer seems almost supernatural in the way he can be every where at once. I can over look that in a horror movie if it’s entertaining or fun, but this movie is neither.

Now, I’m not against Uwe Boll as a lot of people seem to be. Anyone that challenges their critics to boxing matches (even if the bad reviews are more than a little fair) is okay in my books. I’m not even going to say all his movies are horrid. I haven’t seen them all. I’m one of the few people that liked Alone in the Dark, They Wait and Bloodrayne. That said, this movie… has no point and although that’s true of a lot of slasher movies, most of them don’t try to pretend they do. Bunch of kids get hacked to bits, the end. Seed seems to want to say something, but it falls short – way short.

I commend Uwe Boll’s efforts on behalf of animal right. He really seems to be passionately against animal abuse and torture, but I think the footage in question could’ve been better used. Not nearly enough was done with it to make a valid – or even close to valid – point.

So enough of that. I think I’ve made it pretty clear how I feel about what doesn’t work with Seed. Here’s what does. Uwe Boll has succeeded in making a film that is truly disturbing, graphic and frightening. There are some extremely disturbing images and some excellent gore (especially the five-minute scene with a hammer). If nothing else, Seed is a good movie for conversation even if it’s just a 500+ word rant to an invisible audience about why you thought it sucked.

Quick Review: Do I really need to say anymore? The movie is posted below, but keep everything I just wrote in mind if you decide to watch it. Don’t blame me if you feel like you wasted your time and feel a little sick when the movie’s over.  And hey, if you think I missed the point and want to tell me why, there’s a comment box begging for attention. Use it.

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I Know Who Killed Me got horrible press and horrible reviews. It holds the record for the most Razzies ever won by a single movie – stealing the title from Battlefield Earth and Showgirls who were previously tied for that record. That’s pretty much the kiss of death for a movie these days, and that’s really too bad. I sincerely doubt the movie would’ve gotten near the bad press it did if Lindsay Lohan wasn’t it it which is a shame. I Know Who Killed Me wasn’t bad at all. In fact, it was pretty good and so was Lohan’s performance.

I won’t say this movie is cinematic brilliance. It has its flaws, but it’s entertaining and fairly unique. The director, Chris Sivertson does a great job of using colors to differentiate between the ‘twins’ in the movie which makes the movie look good although at times the blue could be a bit overwhelming.

Julia Ormand and Neal McDonough turn in decent performances as the parents but it really is Lindsay that shines in the movie. This movie definitely got a bad rap. It’s at least worth a watch.

Quick Review: Although Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper and there is a fair bit of nudity, Lindsay never completely disrobes. Her pole dancing scenes are hot though, so if for no other reason, watch I Know Who Killed Me for that. Some pretty decent gore too. Recommended.

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Okay, so on to why I loved Jeepers Creepers. First off, the acting is surprisingly good for a slasher flick. Justin Long (the Mac guy) gives an especially authentic performance; seeming genuinely scared. The reactions are appropriate to the situations the characters find themselves in and the dialogue is sharp and well written. ‘The Creeper’ is especially frightening and the movie delivers the gore.

The ending… well, again, this is a matter of debate. I liked it. I thought it fit the movie well, but others said it felt tacked on. The music was perfectly cued with the movie and the settings were eerie and well utilized. All in all, a terrific slasher movie.

Quick Review: Jeepers Creepers isn’t for everyone. My suggestion? Watch it and decide for yourself.

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