I’m offering you this gem with no strings attached because you just need to see it that bad. One-Eyed Monster is not to be missed and here’s why: Ron Jeremy’s penis is the killer. It’s… oh, it’s all too much fun. How exactly does a penis kill someone? Well, you’ll have to watch the movie to find out, but you won’t regret it.

The thing that got me about One-Eyed Monster more than anything is the acting. It’s… well, it’s not bad. I mean, no one’s going to win any awards or anything, but considering it’s a slasher movie about porn stars, I really didn’t expect much in that department.

Now, I would think this goes without saying, but there will undoubtedly be some stupid people that go into this expecting a serious movie. It’s not. I mean, it’s a movie about a killer penis. How could that possibly be taken seriously?

What One-Eyed Monster is, is a lot of fun. Don’t over-think it and you’ll have a blast.

Quick Review: Just watch it. Really. Too much fun to skip.

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